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3 Brazilian Men

 

One day as Bush was in his office, Dick Cheney ran up to him and told him,"Mr.President Sir! We just lost 3 brazilian men!" "Oh no!"Said Bush. "How much is a brazilian?"

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An Imam was selling his horse in the market.

 

An interested buyer came to him and requested if he could get a test drive.

 

The Imam told the man that this horse is unique.

In order to make it walk, you have to say Subhanallah.

To make it run, you have to say Alhamdulillah

and to make it stop, you have to say Allahu Akbar.

 

The man sat on the horse and said Subhanallah. The horse started to walk.

Then he said Alhamdulillah and it started to run.

He kept saying Alhamdulillah and the horse started running faster and faster.

 

All of a sudden the man noticed that the horse is running towards the edge of the hill that he was riding on. Being overly fearful, he forgot how to stop the horse. He kept saying all these words out of confusion. When the horse was just near the edge, he remembered Allahu Akbar and said it out loud.

 

The horse stopped just one step away from the edge.

 

The man took a deep breath, looked up towards the sky and said Alhamdulillah!

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What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?!

 

 

 

The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop

for good.

 

The American : will get the insect out and drink the coffee.

 

The Chinese : will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

 

The Israeli will :

 

(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.

 

(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.

 

(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizbollah, Syria and Iran of using

germ-weapons.

 

(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.

 

(5) Ask the Lebanese government to stop planting insects in the cups of

coffee.

 

(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.

 

(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electrity from Lebanese

houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.

 

(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one

million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.

 

(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him

offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.

 

(10)Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not

even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

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Please have anew jokes about the American soldiers currenlty in Iraq..

يرجى كتابه النكات المتعلقه بجنود التحالف في العراق

Well the thing is that with the war in iraq you all are getting raped and f.. bombed by satanists we are f... your country and your iraqi hoes your all f... HHAHHAHHHaaHHHHHHHA LOL aaaaaaaaaaaa

 

we are as evil as possible bush

 

we are in your country f... your hoes this is sargent

 

you like that dontcha btch WELCOME TO badWord

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hi

how r u all ?

check this out : ( sorry .. i cant write it in english )

 

أمريكي صار وية جيش المهدي... كتب عالمدرعه مالته (ياهمر بني هاشم).

 

NO YOU ARE WRONG BABY,

 

THE REAL STORY WAS " UN AMERICAN SOLDER ENJOY WITH JAYSH ANSAR AL-SUNA SO HE WAS WROTE ON THE HUMMER "يا همر ابن الخطاب"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

byeeeeee

:P

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This is a great fun to read.

 

Indian letter

 

My dear Rashmi,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address.

Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, n that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week.

The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love Mom.

P. S : Rashmi, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

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George Bush opens the door to the white house and he sees his wife standing there. She says she has a surprise and she tells him to stay blindfolded. It was George's birthday. He puts on the blindfold and she sits him in a chair at the kitchen table just as a man tells her she has a call. She tells him not to take off the blindfold, she'll be right back. As George Bush is waiting, he decides to masturbate to pass the time. Since his wife wasn't in the room, he didn't care if he masturbated in the kitchen. He pulled down his pants and started jerkin off while he was blindfolded. He moans in pleasure and makes other noises, but his wife doesn't hear him. He continues to play with himself until he hears his wife coming into the room. He pulls his pants up, tucks his boner behind his ass, and wipes his hands off on his pants. His wife asked him if he took the blindfold off. George says, "No." "Then take it off," his wife says. George Bush takes the blindfold off and sees a bunch of people at the table. "The newscasters are filming your birthday, live on every channel!"

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جندي مدفعي بالحرس الوطني أمره الضابط: "من يغادر الطيارة الرئيس جلال الطالباني... أضرب واحد وعشرين طلقه". سأل الجندي: "وإذا صوّبته بأول طلقه... أكمّل الباقي؟".

 

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<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Please have anew jokes about the American soldiers currenlty in Iraq..

يرجى كتابه النكات المتعلقه بجنود التحالف في العراق

</span>
اكو امريكي لعب بالحصان العراقي قال لة

لو عندي بطن شان صعدت وياك :rolleyes:

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