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A letter from someone you may know

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Dear Sir,


I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I had an

extremely good and well paying job. I took numerous vacations and had

several vacations homes.


Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change

for the worse: I lost my job. I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi


I lost my home.

I lost my health insurance.


As a matter of fact, I lost virtually everything and became homeless.

Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an

animal, instead of helping me, they arrested me.


I will do anything to insure President Bush's defeat in the next


I will do anything that Senator Kerry wants to insure that a Democrat is

back in the White House come next year. Bush has to go.

I just thought you and your listeners would like to know how one senior

citizen views the Bush Administration.

Thank you for taking the time to read my letter.




Sadaam Hussein

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God created the donkey and said to him.




"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."




The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"




God granted his wish.






God created the dog and said to him.




"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years. You will be a dog.




The dog answered: "Sir, to live 30 years is to much, give me only 15 years."




God granted his wish.






God created the monkey and said to him.




"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years."




The monkey answered: "To live 20 years is too mush, give me only 10 years."




God granted his wish.






Finally God created man and said to him.




"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth. You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."




Man responded: "Sir, I will be a man but to live 20 years is very little, give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years the monkey refused."




God granted man's wish.






And since then, man lives 20 years as a man, marries and spend 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back. Then when his children have grown, he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him, so that when he is old, he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another tricks to amuse his grandchildren.



Which period is Saddam today jailed like a donkey burdening all the sins of his regime period, like dog, eating whaqt ever given to him, Or like a monkey entrtaining us with his shows on TV!!

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بله هيه هاي نكات ؟

اني احجيلكم نكته


فدواحد قزم عطس .. جان ينطخ راسه بالكاع و مات

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شلونكم ؟


check this out


واحد گاعد بالطيارة يم جيمس بوند بس مايعرفه... سأله شسمك ؟ گال له : بوند ... جيمس بوند.. و أنت شسمك ؟ گال له : هيم.....إبراهيم.



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>A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"


>Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of

>the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of


>money, so we call her The Government. We are here to take care of your

>needs, so we will call you The People. The nanny, we will consider her


>Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him The Future. Now

>think about that and see if it makes sense.


>So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.


>Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to


>on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the

>little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep.


>wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door

locked, he peeks

>in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up

and goes back to bed.


>The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I

>understand the concept of politics now,"


>The father says, "Great son! Tell me in your own words what you think

>politics is all about."


>The little boy replies, "The President is screwing The Working Class


>The Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and The


>is in deep shit "


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كيف مات الزلمه



الأول: كيفك يا زلمه وكيفو أبوك إن شاء الله تحسن؟ صار لي سنين ما شفتك

التاني: أنا ماشي حالي الحمدلله بس الوالد عطاك عمرو

الأول: العمر إِلَك.. بعرف كان عندو القلب يالله الله يرحمو

التاني: بس والله ما مات من القلب

الأول: معكول هالحكي؟! كيف توفى؟

التاني: الله يرحمو بآخر فترة ضعف نظرو كتير.. مرة طلع ع البلكون ما شاف الحفة وقع وبتعرف بيتنا تالت طابق

الأول: لَهْ لَهْ على هالموتة، بكل الأحوال الله يرحمو

التاني: والله تعذبنا فيه كتير وعملنالو شي 12 عملية لَتْحَسَّن

الأول: لكان كيف توفى؟!

التاني: صار يحمل عكازة ومرة عم يقطع الطريق، سيارة مسرعة خبطتو

الأول: يَهْ يَهْ يا لطيف ... الله يرحمو

التاني: ربك رحيم كان فيه جار إلنا حطو بالسيارة ولحقو ع المستشفى بس النزيف الداخلي كان رهيب

الأول: الله يرحمو بكل الأحوال

التاني: بس سفرناه على إسبانيا وضلينا شي 6 أشهر عم نعالج فيه والحمدلله تحسن

الأول: طيب كيف مات

التاني: صار معو فشل كلوي حاد وصرنا ندور على متبرع كلية وتأخرنا وصار معو تسمم

الأول: الله يرحمو ارتاح

التاني: بالصدفة إجا شخص بيعرفو من زمان تبرعلو بالكلوة بآآآآآآآآخر نفس

الأول: لكان كيف مات؟!

التاني: والله مرة بالبيت وهو قاعد ما انتبه ع الغاز احترقت الشقة وهو لحالو فيها

الأول: يا لطيف على هالموتة ما أبشعها الله يرحمو

التاني: بس والله جارنا الله يجزيه الخير كسر باب البيت ولحقو بآآآآآآآخر لحظة

الأول: لَكْ فهمنا كيف مات !!!!

التاني: والله اضطرينا نطخُّه آخر شي !!!!!!

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